she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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