i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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