Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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