All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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