You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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