Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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