just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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