Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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