she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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