I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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