do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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