I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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