we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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