i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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