So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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