Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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