Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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