Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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