ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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