You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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