I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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