I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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