So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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