My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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