Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You were trust falling into bushes
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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