Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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