that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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