i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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