But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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