it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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