His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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