he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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