The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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