Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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