The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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