toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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