Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Randomize
