He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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