the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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