Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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