bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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