if you like me you must not know who I am
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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