I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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