Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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