"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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