Banned from zoo.
Again?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Randomize
