I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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