You surviving the open bar?
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
you never un-have a 4some
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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