And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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