is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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