shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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